Apr 29, 2010

I've been in Florida since last Friday but haven't had much of a chance to write here and now must skedaddle to my grandmother's house to help prepare for and partake in a lovely picnic by the lake, one involving the best food ever DEVILED EGGS, but yesterday I was looking at old old photos and hearing 500000 old stories and I would just like to point out that my mother mighta been one of the most glamorous children ever in this world. Check out these arched brows!



More later!

Apr 23, 2010

So two nights ago I got to meet my friend Barb's new baby, Vivienne Coco Lee Witmer. At one week old Vivienne has a quite astonishing repertoire of coos and sighs and burbles--she is downright orchestral--so I'm pretty sure she is a superbaby and I secretly suspect she has wings and possibly psychic powers. Look at her!









Here are more photos, too. I know, she is really a very wondrous child and almost certainly has some fairy blood running through her veins.

In other news, today I am flying to Florida and Monday I shall be hanging out with mermaids.

The end.

Apr 21, 2010

So last week I made a last minute decision to come up to NYC after reading about this opera of Dante's Divine Comedy that would be debuting at Carnegie Hall, "La commedia" by Louis Andriessen, which I saw last Thursday night with my friends Michael and David and which I loved. I don't know anything about this music, I just wanted to see it because of the poem and because the description sounded really cool. And it was this crazy thing, this journey through hell up to heaven and there was a lot of weird weird music, atonal and dissonant and eerie and sometimes, to me, stunningly beautiful and unnerving, and there was this one opera singer whose voice did not sound of this world at all, it was so high and strange, and another who was like this long long column of a woman who skulked about the stage all glamorous and odd like something out of an old German expressionist film. It was intense: at times I felt like I was being directly transported into Dante's poem, which was not entirely pleasant I'm not gonna lie.

Anyway, here we be, pre and post journey:





So then I stuck around for some days mainly to meet my agent and hang out with my sister, and on Friday after a long and fruitful and lovely lunch with my agent and her assistant -- MERMAID is now officially finito and signed off on and off into production, and I have a few new projects in the works! -- my sister and I went with a few friends to see some HIP HOP ACCORDION at Pianos and to hear about our friend Michelle's travels... Michelle having recently up and spent a whole YEAR travelling the world, trekking through Asia, Africa, Australia, New Zealand, South America. She had a special affection for South Africa, where among other things she went to the best spa ever in this world, and Namibia, where she volunteered for a week at a wildlife sanctuary and fed lions and slept with some very ornery, feisty, up-to-no-good baby baboons, and I would like to do both immediately thankyou.

Saturday I went to see the newest show my brilliant friend Eric is working on, RED, about Rothko, and that is one elegant, fascinating hour and a half, all between Alfred Molina as Rothko and Eddie Redmayne as his studio assistant. At one point they prime a canvas together, working furiously together to transform the whole thing to red in, seemingly, seconds, and it is very very astonishing and balletic, and this show has gotten all rave reviews and you should see it this minute. Oh and Alfred Molina as Rothko is an amazing character: totally obnoxious and insufferable and pretentious and overbearing and yet very touching and lovable and fascinating at the same time. I don't know how many writers and/or actors could pull off such a mix!

That evening some friends came over and we spent many wine-drenched hours playing Mexican train DOMINOES. I know. I must admit I find games involving smooth shining clinking things very glamorous. I always thing of a scene from Lust and Caution (I think) where a whole table of Chinese (I think) ladies are sitting around a table, all elaborately adorned with long polished nails and fingers covered in rings, and all smoking long long cigarettes, playing mah jong. Clinking clinking clinking while they talk and smoke and glitter.

And then Sunday I met my friend Anthony for the Swedish film Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I have not read those books so don't know how the film compares but man, that is one awesomely mesmerizing pot boiled movie full of snowy landscapes and evilness abounding and our main girl zipping about on her motorcycle and kicking ass and staring out at everything with these black, ferocious eyes. All kinds of creepiness and violence and even old spooky Swedish doods who with horrific Nazi pasts.

And then I have been working working working, trying to nail down this next book, the one to follow Mermaid, as well as my children's book and YA idea, and it is fun but it aint easy and in the meantime, I found out yesterday that Josh Sears, who did the U.S. covers for Godmother and Mermaid, was just announced as one of the winners of the American Illustrators competition for Mermaid, with only 280 pieces chosen out of 8k. OK I guess you can admire it again. I am really very madly in love with this cover:



Oh!! And lastly, my friend Barb's baby Vivienne Coco Lee was born last Wednesday!!! Look!!



I went to the hospital that day but Vivienne was locked away and so now I will finally meet her this very eve once I get back to PA and in fact I have to get ready for said leaving right this very minute and with that I shall take my leave.

The end.
So last week I made a last minute decision to come up to NYC after reading about this opera of Dante's Divine Comedy that would be debuting at Carnegie Hall, "La commedia" by Louis Andriessen, which I saw last Thursday night with my friends Michael and David and which I loved. I don't know anything about this music, I just wanted to see it because of the poem and because the description sounded really cool. And it was this crazy thing, this journey through hell up to heaven and there was a lot of weird weird music, atonal and dissonant and eerie and sometimes, to me, stunningly beautiful and unnerving, and there was this one opera singer whose voice did not sound of this world at all, it was so high and strange, and another who was like this long long column of a woman who skulked about the stage all glamorous and odd like something out of an old German expressionist film. It was intense: at times I felt like I was being directly transported into Dante's poem, and at some points I really was almost shaking with the intensity and horror of it.

Anyway, here we be, pre and post journey:





So then I stuck around for some days mainly to meet my agent and hang out with my sister, and on Friday after a long and fruitful and lovely lunch with my agent and her assistant -- MERMAID is now officially finito and signed off on and off into production, and I have a few new projects in the works! -- my sister and I went with a few friends to see some HIP HOP ACCORDION at Pianos and to hear about our friend Michelle's travels... Michelle having recently up and spent a whole YEAR travelling the world, trekking through Asia, Africa, Australia, New Zealand, South America. She had a special affection for South Africa, where among other things she went to the best spa ever in this world, and Namibia, where she volunteered for a week at a wildlife sanctuary and fed lions and slept with some very ornery, feisty, up-to-no-good baby baboons, and I would like to do both immediately thankyou.

Saturday I went to see the newest show my brilliant friend Eric is working on, RED, about Rothko, and that is one elegant, fascinating hour and a half, all between Alfred Molina as Rothko and Eddie Redmayne as his studio assistant. At one point they prime a canvas together, working furiously together to transform the whole thing to red in, seemingly, seconds, and it is very very astonishing and balletic, and this show has gotten all rave reviews and you should see it this minute. Oh and Alfred Molina as Rothko is an amazing character: totally obnoxious and insufferable and pretentious and overbearing and yet very touching and lovable and fascinating at the same time. I don't know how many writers and/or actors could pull off such a mix, really.

That evening some friends came over and we spent many wine-drenched hours playing Mexican train DOMINOES. I know. I must admit I find games involving smooth shining clinking things very glamorous. I always thing of a scene from Lust and Caution (I think) where a whole table of Chinese (I think) ladies are sitting around a table, all elaborately adorned with long polished nails and fingers covered in rings, and all smoking long long cigarettes, playing mah jong. Clinking clinking clinking while they talk and smoke and glitter.

And then Sunday I met my friend Anthony for the Swedish film Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I have not read those books so don't know how the film compares but man, that is one awesomely mesmerizing pot boiled movie full of snowy landscapes and evilness abounding and our main girl zipping about on her motorcycle and kicking ass and staring out at everything with these black, ferocious eyes. All kinds of creepiness and violence and even old spooky Swedish doods who with horrific Nazi pasts.

And then I have been working working working, trying to nail down this next book, the one to follow Mermaid, as well as my children's book and YA idea, and it is fun but it aint easy and in the meantime, I found out yesterday that Josh Sears, who did the U.S. covers for Godmother and Mermaid, was just announced as one of the winners of the American Illustrators competition for Mermaid, with only 280 pieces chosen out of 8k. OK I guess you can admire it again. Honestly I am just madly in love with this cover:



Oh!! And lastly, my friend Barb's baby Vivienne Coco Lee was born last Wednesday!!! Look!!



I went to the hospital that day but Vivienne was locked away and so now I will finally meet her this very eve once I get back to PA and in fact I have to get ready for said leaving right this very minute and with that I shall take my leave.

The end.

Apr 17, 2010

Do you know this Grimms Fairy Tale?

The Rose

There was once a poor woman who had two children. The youngest had to go every day into the forest to fetch wood. Once when she had gone a long way to seek it, a little child, who was quite strong, came and helped her industriously to pick up the wood and carry it home, and then before a moment had passed the strange child disappeared. The child told her mother this, but at first she would not believe it. At length she brought a rose home, and told her mother that the beautiful child had given her this rose, and had told her that when it was in full bloom, he would return. The mother put the rose in water. One morning her child could not get out of bed. The mother went to the bed and found her dead, but she lay looking very happy. On the same morning, the rose was in full bloom.

--The End--

Apr 11, 2010

While I remain in a journalizing kind of mood I will randomly note the following:

1. I saw THE RUNAWAYS yesterday and I completely, totally loved it even tho it was a little on the UN-DEEP side and not altogether cohesive... But it looked amazing, sounded amazing, the girls in it were amazing, and I appreciated the I'm-your-wild-girl-ness of the whole thing, down to sort of random girly moments like where one girl gets her period for the first time and another learns how to orgasm. I would have liked it to be a little deeper but a girl can't have everything -- unless she's Joan Jett.

2. A few days ago I saw The Last Station, and I didn't even have any idea what it was about, just that Helen Mirren was in it... but man! Christopher Plummer as Tolstoy and Helen Mirren as his countess wife, the two of them madly in love with each other after 48 years of marriage but diametrically opposed to each other in their ideologies, him wanting to give away his moolah and copyrights to the people, her wanting to secure their children's futures... I was a complete sucker for the romance of it all, this I-can't-stand-you-but-I-totally-love-you-ness of it, which I in part blame Jonathan Richman and The Modern Lovers for -- "I can't stand what you do but I'm in love with your eyes" -- not to mention Wuthering Heights, and by the end of the film I was all swooning and weepy, and honestly I just thought it was the most romantic thing ever. Which is probably why I'm so bad at relationships. Sigh.

3. I ALSO recently saw Hot Tub Time Machine, and clearly I have no powers of discrimination as I loved that, too.

4. Writing wise, I turned in what I BELIEVES is the final version of Mermaid a week or so ago (the book comes out next March, and I'm excited, I think it's better than Rain Village or Godmother), and I am now working on the first chapter and synopsis of the next novel and will present it to my agent and hopefully editors next week. If all pans out, it will be another kind of fairytale retelling, but maybe mixing together more than one, and maybe with a little more goofiness added in with the glitteriness and weird, twisted aspects. I'm also working on the children's book that will come out next year (a middle grade chapter book -- awkward girl stuff mixed with some beautiful fairytale stuff, more on that later!), and the idea for a YA novel. Plus I want to finally finish my noir and publish it under a glamorous PEN NAME, and I'm also trying to do a screenplay.

5. Plus I am playing lots of racquetball and watching too many shows like AMERICAN IDOL and PROJECT RUNWAY and CELEBRITY APPRENTICE on DVR, and I'm taking bellydance lessons. And soon I'm gonna be able to play this on the accordion. And any minute now my friend Barb's gonna have herself a baby named Vivienne Coco and I can't wait to meet her.

The End.
While I remain in a journalizing kind of mood I will randomly note the following:

1. I saw THE RUNAWAYS yesterday and I completely, totally loved it even tho it was a little on the UN-DEEP side and not altogether cohesive... But it looked amazing, sounded amazing, the girls in it were amazing, and I appreciated the I'm-your-wild-girl-ness of the whole thing, down to sort of random girly moments like where one girl gets her period for the first time and another learns how to orgasm. I would have liked it to be a little deeper but a girl can't have everything -- unless she's Joan Jett.

2. A few days ago I saw The Last Station, and I didn't even have any idea what it was about, just that Helen Mirren was in it... but man! Christopher Plummer as Tolstoy and Helen Mirren as his countess wife, the two of them madly in love with each other after 48 years of marriage but diametrically opposed to each other in their ideologies, him wanting to give away his moolah and copyrights to the people, her wanting to secure their children's futures... I was a complete sucker for the romance of it all, this I-can't-stand-you-but-I-totally-love-you-ness of it, which I in part blame Jonathan Richman and The Modern Lovers for -- "I can't stand what you do but I'm in love with your eyes" -- not to mention Wuthering Heights, and by the end of the film I was all swooning and weepy, and honestly I just thought it was the most romantic thing ever. Which is probably why I'm so bad at relationships. Sigh.

3. I ALSO recently saw Hot Tub Time Machine, and clearly I have no powers of discrimination as I loved that, too.

4. Writing wise, I turned in what I BELIEVES is the final version of Mermaid a week or so ago (the book comes out next March, and I'm excited, I think it's better than Rain Village or Godmother), and I am now working on the first chapter and synopsis of the next novel and will present it to my agent and hopefully editors next week. If all pans out, it will be another kind of fairytale retelling, but maybe mixing together more than one, and maybe with a little more goofiness added in with the glitteriness and weird, twisted aspects. I'm also working on the children's book that will come out next year (a middle grade chapter book -- awkward girl stuff mixed with some beautiful fairytale stuff, more on that later!), and the idea for a YA novel. Plus I want to finally finish my noir and publish it under a glamorous PEN NAME, and I'm also trying to do a screenplay.

5. Plus I am playing lots of racquetball and watching too many shows like AMERICAN IDOL and PROJECT RUNWAY and CELEBRITY APPRENTICE on DVR, and I'm taking bellydance lessons. And soon I'm gonna be able to play this on the accordion. And any minute now my friend Barb's gonna have herself a baby named Vivienne Coco and I can't wait to meet her.

The End.
So last weekend I drove to Cincinnati with my mama to see my friend David Bar Katz's play The History of Invulnerability, the first preview performance at the Cincinnati Playhouse in the Park. My mother did things like force me to see Blue Velvet and Almodovar movies when they came out and always took my sister and me to plays, about 500000000 of them when we were sprites, and I knew she'd love to see the play, not to mention the first public performance of a play written by a (very brilliant) friend, so it was really lovely, and we did it very luxuriously, taking two days to get to Cincinnati and two days to get back even tho it's about 7 hours away, and staying two nights in a fancay historic art deco hotel downtown so we could also see the other show at the playhouse, Daddy-Long-Legs, a (possibly overly) sweet very old-fashioned musical which could notta have been more different from David's play, which is about the creator of Superman, Jerry Siegel, as well as that sweetest of subjects the Holocaust.

Seeing David's play was also special for me because I read a draft of it about 4 years ago, when he was furiously writing it in like TWO DAYS for the summer workshop of the Labyrinth Theater Company (an amazing company, where Phillip Seymour Hoffman was artistic director) and I remember talking to David when he was in mid-meltdown, trying to write this thing, and I offered to read what he had and he sent it over and I thought it was really great, what he was doing, funny and smart and moving, and had some comments for him, and anyway, he magically finished, as he always does, and did the workshop, which is only for company members tho I sneakkkkked in last summer to see his latest play, and then that fall Joi and I saw a reading of it at the Public Theater as part of Labyrinth's Barn Series, which takes place every fall (and where you can see readings of brand new plays for fa ree) and it was really great, seeing this play I had read come to life a bit... but a reading isn't a fully fledged thing and the play is pretty complicated and I remember thinking there were moments of greatness, moments that were a little heavy handed, moments that worked perfectly and moments that worked less so. But anyway, it was many moons later that David told me that he credits me with him being able to finish the play, which I believe was a case of yours truly being very chirpily gung-ho and can-do at just the right moment.

So then a few years later the play gets swooped up and produced by this really gorgeous, top-rate playhouse in Cincinnati, and so then there we were, and last Friday my mama and I arrived in town, lazily had room service dinner, and then saw Daddy-Long-Legs, and then afterward met David and the director and a bunch of the cast, who had all just finished the first dress rehearsal in another part of the theater, at this swanky bar nearby, the kinda bar where glamorous older ladies sing old tunes on shell-shaped stages and chandeliers glitter sluttily and stare at themselves in the windows, and because there was a certain amount of barely contained PANIC in the air I was sorta vaguely expecting the play the following night to be a little messy, a little in need of more work, and so fast forward to Saturday -- after we slept and slept and sampled Cincinnati-an things like chili with cinnamon in it, and then slept some more and had a very fancy dinner at our hotel, the kind where chefs send out AMUSE BOOCHES -- and I will just say that I was really just MIND BLOWN at how everything just came together. I mean David's play just done blew me away, and I mean the whole thing, every aspect. The set alone was spectacular, all sorta based on old comics and then with tons of projections flashing on screens around the space, to the left and right of the stage and across from it (there were seats in front of the stage and on either side), including tons of new artwork by Joe Staton.

Look:









So the play sort of traces the story of Jerry Siegel, who created Superman and then quickly lost the rights to him, and the story of Superman himself, and makes the point that Jerry was one of several Jewish writers in the 30s and 40s who created superheroes as possibly unconscious responses to the rise of Nazism. At the same time we see the story of two men and a boy in Auschwitz, the boy reading Superman comics while the men plot an uprising (based on historical fact), each engaging in his own fantasies of rescue and invulnerability.... and these stories all sort of layer and wrap around each other, delicately delicately, and we go from scene to scene and place to place really deftly, with changing projections and lighting to guide us through, and it's ridiculously funny and super smart and so painful and, finally, just completely devastating. It's the kind of play that has to be done so well and so carefully to work properly and I'm writing this whole long entry out of just pure astonishment that it done did. It was really one of the best things I've seen. I think the whole audience was in tears by the end and there was an immediate standing ovation. The official opening was on Thursday and look at this review. Really, it was amazing, and I can't believe it all came out of that feverish couple days of writing 4 years ago. I hope David's play will go to other theaters so that you can see it, too. Unless you're in Cincinnati, in which case you should buy tickets this instant. And send me some chili.

Here are some more photos:





That's David and my mama before the show and below is David, Joe Staton, and David's beauteous wife Julie, who is by the way publishing mah first children's book next year.



Also, here is my mama and me at dinner:



And here is the evil little moppet who was making eyes at me and smiling over his shoulder the whole time, save for the few moments when I cleverly snapped this photo:



Look at him so obviously up to no good, pretending to drink from his "sippy cup." It's a wonder we made it to the play at all.


THE END